Spring Cleaning Down South

When I think of spring, I think about mowing...but maybe not down there.   This sign has been up for at least a week.  I must be the only person in Hermiston, Oregon who finds it funny.  I may be getting older, but, really, is waxing your snatch the first thing you think about in the spring?

I imagine the conversations all over town...

Oh my goodness, Maybelle, is it May already?  I must clean out the old muff.

Well. Pa, I'm fixin' to head to the spa for my annual couch cleaning.

Full disclosure alert ...I had to google an online slang dictionary to get the vocabulary for this post.  Who knew there were so many words for "down there."