Wednesday, March 26, 2014

WTF Wednesday: Mike's Market


WTF Wednesday is a semi-regular feature of this blog. It documents the things that have made me pause, slap my forehead and say, "What the f**k!"  Well, that and I just like saying WTF. I'm retired. I don't have to watch what I say anymore. I'm not any one's role model.




They know me at Mike's Market.  I'm a regular.  Every day, rain or shine, I get my fix of Diet Coke for just a dollar.  At the beginning of the school year when I was working, I was there early in the morning.  Now that I'm on a more relaxed schedule, I roll in sometime after 10:00.   I fill my giant Big Gulp mug with ice and Diet Coke, and if the lottery is over a hundred million, I might spring for one ticket.  The Diet Coke will last me all day.  It's 9:00 p.m. as I write this and I'm still sipping on the one I bought this morning.  Those Big Gulp mugs are well insulated.

This morning I was filling my mug when the clerk asked me, "Are you working today?"


"No," I responded. "Why?"


"Well," she said. "You're all dressed up."


"I'm wearing sweat pants and a fleece pullover."


"Yeah," she says "but you match." 


WTF???  Maybe it's time for me to upgrade my retirement wardrobe.


16 comments:

  1. I'm trying to figure out how sweat pants match with anything unless you are talking about those fancy sweat pants that you are not supposed to sweat in.

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  2. Some you just have to laugh and 'carry on'!

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  3. You should come over and read my latest post, 'Kick it up a notch.' This retirement thing is making us a bit lazy, isn't it?

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  4. Dear Jann, I so enjoyed this posting because it simply shows us that we are seldom privy to what other's conclude and think. How their minds work. Why, I'm not even sure why I come to the conclusions I do! Peace.

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  5. Up and out by 10 am. You are my hero. I am in slow motion till noon.

    You should have told him you were on the way to a job interview.

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  6. That is so scary; matching sweats at the ball.

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  7. Gotta tell ya... that Diet Coke would KILL me. Just sayin'.

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  8. I get my hit of caffeine through espresso and coffee, but I know there's a lot of it in Diet Coke. If I were still drinking it at 9:00pm, I'd be unable to sleep. I guess you either build up a tolerance or you don't have a caffeine problem. But the wardrobe? Definitely you were dressed up if you matched! :-)

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  9. You match? I never match! See, she was right in giving you a compliment.

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  10. This was so much fun to read! That coming from a person who doesn't need caffeine,usually, and almost always matches. Sorry. I can't help it.

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  11. Hi Nana .. fun post .. and clothes - yes, I have to re-evaluate ..

    I was wondering .. are you going to be doing the A-Z 2014 .. I see you survived 2013 .. could you let me know - many thanks .. and if so put the badge up ... many thanks .. cheers Hilary

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  12. My almost-daily fix and addiction is a (bottled) Starbucks Frappacino. My cup filled with ice, it also lasts me hours…Who needs to match? It is time to be daring and mismatch!

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  13. LOL. But doesn't the Diet Coke go flat by about 5 p.m.?

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  14. Ha, ha! Love it! I can't wait til I don't care if I match! I'm like DJan though. I wouldn't be able to sleep til tomorrow if I had caffeine that late.

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  15. Hilarious! I am dropping by from the A to Z list. I am a retired, granny in my 60's as well. Can't wait to see what your A to Z is all about

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