Wednesday, December 15, 2010

WTF Wednesday: Christmas Kitties?

WTF Wednesday is a semi-regular feature of this blog. It documents the things that have made me pause, slap my forehead and say "What the f**k!" Well, that and I just like saying WTF. I'm retired. I don't have to watch what I say anymore. I'm not any one's role model.



Christmas Kittens 460-0825

I saw this sign posted on several street corners in a residential area in Kennewick, Washington.  I'm not sure why it struck me as strange, but I was almost overwhelmed by the urge to call the number...
 
hmmmmm  Christmas kitties.  I have so many questions for them...
 
Yes, I'm calling about your Christmas kittens.  How do you usually prepare them?
 
Ugh, yes, how long would I need to cook these Christmas kitties?
 
How many people will a Christmas kitten serve?
 
What do you suggest I serve with Christmas kitties?
 
I promise this blog feature has not turned into an anti-animal rant!  I do like animals...especially kitties, but not deep fried!
Posted by at
Labels: ,

10 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 15, 2010 at 3:21 AM

    Meow! With furballs of course!

    ReplyDelete
  2. DJanDecember 15, 2010 at 5:35 AM

    Hope the mommy of the Christmas kitties gets fixed for Christmas! And I do hope none of those little guys gets cooked!

    ReplyDelete
  3. (not necessarily your) Uncle SkipDecember 15, 2010 at 7:19 AM

    "...with fava beans and a nice chianti."

    ReplyDelete
  4. Sally WesselyDecember 15, 2010 at 9:08 AM

    Love your humor. Last week after your post, I looked in my rear view mirror and saw a car being driven by an old man who had a dog on his lap. The dog had his head sticking out of the driver side window with his nose pointed forward. To my self I thought, *WTF* and wondered what #1 Nana would have to say about what I had seen.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Jenn Flynn-ShonDecember 15, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    LMAO! I never would have even looked at it this way until reading your post but now all I can think about is that the number goes to a Chinese food restaurant where they convince you to drop off your unwanted kitties...ewwwww :-)

    ReplyDelete
  6. Pat TillettDecember 15, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    Hi there, Thanks so much for signing on at my blog. I came over to check you out! I really like what I see here and I'm going to tag along as well! You are funny!
    thanks!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Linda MyersDecember 15, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    All I could see was a kitten face looking out of a stocking. Poor, unimaginative me!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Carol.............December 15, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    Am still rocking with laughter at this post! You are so funny......made my day!!!!!!!!

    Have a good weekend!

    ReplyDelete
  9. JennersDecember 16, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    I double-dog dare you to call and ask those questions!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Deb ShuckaDecember 18, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    You are so funny! That's not where my brain took me at all, but I'm so glad to travel along with you.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)
Related Posts with Thumbnails